User blog:Chinese-American Empire/You're Nothing Without Me performed by UK and Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3xSH667_Qk


 * You are some gumshoe

You just don't think well

It's my British Troupe

You can go straight to hell

Is your mouth lonely

With my language there?

Eire, your brain only

Holds thoughts I put in there

Just what you are I'll spell out

You are a British pain

One speck of lint that fell out

The last time that I picked my brain...


 * You are so jealous

Of my track record

Britain, do tell us

Your feeble hack record

Your weak knees brand you

Soft and unstable

One small threat and you

Fold like a card table

You drool at my adventures

Your broads in bed are bored

Go home and soak your dentures

Your pen is no match for my sword.


 * You're nothing without me

A no-one who'd go undefined

You wouldn't exist

You'd never be missed


 * I tell you, you're out of your mind!


 * A show-off! A blowhard!

You're equal parts hot air and gall!

And no one would doubt me

Without me you're nothing at all!


 * You are so thick, you

Eat, breathe, sleep fiction

I'm your meal ticket

Knee-deep in cheap fiction


 * You're in my plot

I'm still your creator

I call each shot

I'm your private dictator


 * You gloating ignoramus!

You haven't any shame


 * Hey! I'm a famous shamus

And most people don't know your name

Is it England or Britain?

Or do people just sort of MAKE IT UP?


 * You're nothing without me

Without me you'd just disappear

Right into thin air

And no one would care

Or notice you ever were here!

A puppet! An upstart!

A loser who's destined to fall!

I'm everything you always wanted to be

Let's deal with the issue:

You wish you were me!

You're nothing without me

Without me you're nothing

At all!